Pani, jesteś naczyniem mądrości. Trudno mi uwierzyć że cała zawartość gdzieś się wylała.

Pierwsza mowa szatana do rodu ludzkiego

zaczeła się najskromniej od słowa "Dlaczego?"

heittskomm:

Spotlight on Mickey Maguire’s steez, Shameless (UK) 

This could be Mickey Milkovich but he playin’. 

Oh wait, so is that where he got that gold chain? For that *one* scene?

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Steal it back again, please. 

smokemycancer:

Lucy Lawless could totally play Milkovich mom. Just saying.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S  running gags

(Source: princesconsuela, via alohaspaceman)

rameysaurus:

punwitch:

pokemon1208:

So I was wondering if anyone else was aware of this but if you hold           ”Z” + “C” (“alt” + “C” for mac) this comes up so you can literally post something while you’re in the middle of your dash and you won’t have to open a new tab or go back to the top.

((credit goes to the 3 year old who thought it would be funny to hit my keyboard while she was watching me scroll through tumblr))

Holy fucking shit tumblr developers did something actually useful

^and failed to mention it to their users, rendering it useless until accidentally discovered by a toddler

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deaths-impala:

sielumia:

deaths-impala:

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

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LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

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uhm…guys?

that two-timing son of a bitch

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mondodinerd:

Il poster del giorno: Questo.

(Source: sophiehayes, via exterminate-ak)